I'll Have What He's Having

Aw c'mon, this is just not right. Here's a photo of a guy who is in his freakin' 60s and he looks like he's chiseled from granite for the love of Rocky! Sylvester Stallone is hitting the gym to get ready for shooting The Expendables next month and looking at this picture just made me put down the bag of Doritos I was eating. Not too shabby for a guy born in 1946 I must say. Hit the gym folks.


The Expendables is written and directed by Stallone and his muscles. It's about a team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator and due out in 2010. I guess we'll just have to keep waiting for Rhinestone 2. Sorry Dolly.