Monday, February 27, 2012

Carl's Jr Knows How To Sell A Burger

It's all just so simple you see. Get the phenomenally sexy Kate Upton to writhe around very sexily while eating your burger and presto... you go buy like 50 of these things. Instantly. Well played Carl, well played indeed. Of course then you'll turn into a big, fat overweight goof that could never land somebody who looks like this but let's face it... you ain't gonna get close to anybody like this anyway. So eat up fatty!

"A spicy twist on a classic burger, the new Southwest Patty Melt features a charbroiled beef patty, with sliced jalapeƱos, grilled onions, pepper-Jack cheese and spicy Santa Fe sauce, all on grilled sourdough bread."



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