Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock bills itself as offering "nude or topless maid service." It charges $100 a hour for one maid and $150 an hour for two. ("We also do parties!" It recommends hiring at least two maids for that.) They also takes great pains on its website to make it clear that it "is not a sexually oriented business."
"DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SOLICIT A MAID FOR SEXUAL SERVICES," the website states, and further down it also exhorts customers to remain clothed, unless you are a nudist.
A couple of thoughts. First, do you really think they do that good of a clean-up job? And for the people that would probably pay $100-$150 an hour just for naked women to clean their house do you think they even care how good of a job they do? I'd say hire a regular maid service and take the money you save to a strip club and spend it there. But my other thought is didn't they see the Seinfeld episode about there's some things done nude that just can't be sexy? Cleaning house in the buff? No way that looks hot.
What do the guys do while they're cleaning too... stare at them like idiots and drink beer? Sort of like a strip club I guess.
For the record, my real "fantasy" maid service would consist of them cleaning and not bothering me while I watch a baseball game, drink beer and eat a giant plate of tacos.
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